


…and feeling a teeensy bit burned out all the time, like you’re floating through life asking “how is it already [insert month]!?”, that there’s gotta be something more to life than endless zoom calls and doom scrolling…

Unless you’ve opened yourself up to a desire to connect to something bigger than yourself, to escape the hamster wheel of comparison, to shift your perspective from the physical world to the metaphysical world, and to step into your agency…
…at best, you’ll always have this niggling feeling inside of you that something is missing from your life…
…at worst, the fog of “how is it already June?!” will expand out and have you asking “how is it already 2037?” after having repeated the same patterns and habits of avoidance, escapism, and unconscious living. ummm…that’s gonna be a non merci for me, dawg.
The good news is, if you’re reading this, you’ve already set out on your quest of self-discovery through astrology.
Maybe you’ve watched endless horoscope videos on YouTube, have 37 self-help books in your amazon cart, downloaded one too many astrology apps that you swore would be the one that made sense to you, and even had a pretty regular new moon/full moon ritual going for a while.

Ugh.
Just typing that is making my pulse race and my stomach hurt.
I have homer simpson’d away from astrology more times than I can count after hitting some random limit. I’ve been so excited to dive deeper down the rabbit hole, thinking, “I’ve finally figured this piece of my chart out!” And then one teensy thing is like the waiter who accidentally brushes the top of a champagne tower with his cufflink and the whole thing comes crashing down. The glasses aren’t the only thing that shatters, so do my hopes and dreams of ever going any further with my practice.
So many times I felt like I’m thisclose to actually being able to figure this out for myself and then rebuff the thing completely (never again! I’ll never get it! It’s too complicated!).



Even if you had the luxury of having your favorite astrologer sitting next to you all day explaining why things are the way they are, you’d probably still frustrated by not being able to connecting the dots on your own. That niggling fear that this is just one more thing that you’ll start and not finish. That astrology will sit in your pile of unfinished online courses, self-help books, and podcast episodes. Feeling like you’ll never be able to memorize all the planets, signs, houses, and aspects. Feeling like if you actually start to get it, your chart may actually confirm that something’s wrong with you, that you’re broken, or even that you need to hide who you really are.
No wonder fear, anxiety, and overwhelm kick in — “what’s the point?!”


But getting here is a lot easier with a clear plan and guidance to avoid the astrological overwhelm spiral.
You know, a cozy spot where you can feel comfortable saying “can you explain that one more time?” and a soft place to land when you’re dealing with those deep fears and insecurities.
A place where you’re not navigating page 7 of a google search trying to actually understand why saturn is kicking your butt. And the ability to say, wooooah, nelly, and take a step back without completely throwing in the towel when you get near your astrological tipping point.
A safe place that guides you on your astrological journey, be it a toe dip or a deep dive, so you can feel confident and validated, without overwhelm.
If that sounds… really nice 😌, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Cosmic Moves’ signature astrology community!



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